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Friday, March 11, 2005

Rewriting VH1's History: Your Top 5 Most Wanted Bodies.

Fine. So be it VH1.

We all saw the show; or the clips in my case, since the Pumkin South American Legion (members so far: 1, we are accepting new members, we don't have high requirements) does not get VH1.

We all enjoyed the witty smoo-hoo-king comment (did I say it right?) and it was a blast to hear how long Mike's back actually is (was it 6'?).

It was fun. But that does not change the fact that it was not accurate. At all.

So, BHO, in her policy of always, always being fair, it's giving you the chance to rewrite history and tell us how your top 5 would have been. You can post freely in here, we believe in your right to free speech.

Just a little reminder: I have a bow and I know how to use it. Think of that while making the list ;)

Ok, people, your Top 5. Let's hear it.

Also - Brendan's VH1 Clips are all in the media gallery now. He was featured 15 times in total over the course of the week and adorable EVERY time, of course.
We've also added 2 special tribute music videos featuring Brendan and others made by the lovely Summer. Be sure to check them out as well.

34 Comments:

  • This is not hard.

    1.Brendan Hansen
    2.Brendan Hansen
    3.Brendan Hansen
    4.Brendan Hansen
    5.Brendan Hansen

    What? *sighs* OK.

    1.Brendan Hansen
    2.Monica Bellucci
    3.Ryan Reynolds (in Blade 3)
    4.Salma Hayek
    5.A tie between Ian Crocker and the guy I met tonight.

    By Blogger Lena, at 3/11/2005 11:23 PM  

  • 5. The diva from Argentina..Lena!
    4. Vin Diesel.."so hot want to touch the heiney a-ohhhh ohhh!"
    3. Matthew McConaughey!!
    2. Michael Phelps (even with the arms like an ape!)
    1. The Smooohookinest one of all of course..Brendan Hansen

    By Blogger Kimberly, at 3/11/2005 11:35 PM  

  • OK. Before I get fired for my lovely job as admin in here.

    Honorable mention goes to the Boss, Michelle.

    By Blogger Lena, at 3/11/2005 11:46 PM  

  • Here's my list. Don't hurt me. *ducks for cover*

    5. Brendan Hansen
    4. Michael Phelps
    3. Adriana Lima
    2. Tyra Banks
    1. Vin Diesel

    By Blogger Monica, at 3/11/2005 11:54 PM  

  • I can't think of 5 so I'm going to list the top 5 most over discussed topics in Wednesday chat instead.

    5. Ramen
    4. Lena's Bow
    3. Brendan's lack of game
    2. The Facebook
    1. Deena's Boobs

    By Blogger Michelle, at 3/11/2005 11:54 PM  

  • Damn, Lena stole my funny.

    1-5= Ian Crocker. done.

    Ok, seriousy. This is really hard:

    Wow, so I had to cheat and make on list of guys, and one of chicks.

    Men:
    1.) Ian Crocker
    2.) *whines* Don't make me choose! I'm going to have to say it's a tie between Brendan Hansen and Kasey Kahne.
    3.) Ryan Gosling (have y'all seen him in The Notebook?)
    4.) Brendan Fraser (circa George of the Jungle. Yum)
    5.) Henry Cavill

    Women:
    1.) Laura Prepon (my total girl crush)
    2.) Angelina Jolie
    3.) Scarlett Johansson
    4.) Tyra Banks
    5.) Tie! Meesh and Lena.

    ;)

    By Blogger Sarah, at 3/12/2005 12:12 AM  

  • Scratch Vin Diesel as #1 on my list. Brad Pitt (naked) in "Troy".
    *head stuck in the gutter*

    By Blogger Monica, at 3/12/2005 12:23 AM  

  • 1. Brad Pitt (always #1)
    2. Lance Armstrong
    3. Jennifer Garner
    4. Brendan Hansen
    5. Tom Brady

    Runner-up: Will Ferrell (especially when streaking in Old School)

    By Blogger Anna, at 3/12/2005 1:33 AM  

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    By Blogger blue mirage, at 3/12/2005 2:57 AM  

  • oki, looks like i've been left to do this :

    1->5 Aaron . Basta! :)

    so you want more variety ? oh wellllll ...

    1->3 The Trio, in no particular order.
    Can't make any difference, they all have the same hotness factor.

    4. Keanu Reeves.
    5. Keanu Reeves ... sorry, I compromised once already ;)

    By Blogger blue mirage, at 3/12/2005 3:11 AM  

  • Here is mine.

    1.Kate Winslet...sorry,Bren,I have loved her longer than you. She is a curvy girl who embraces it. I adore her.

    2.Brendan Hansen...chin,abs,big toe...lol.

    3.Sean William Scott...weird I know but with the body and the sense of humor..yummy.

    4.Denzel Washington...perfection *sigh*

    5.Charlize Theron...they were right with this one. She is be-yoot-iful.

    By Blogger blairbecky, at 3/12/2005 4:00 AM  

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    By Blogger Stephie Mc, at 3/12/2005 10:49 AM  

  • Honorable Mentions: Meesh & Lena, the two loveliest bloggers I know

    Honorable Mention Body Part: Atrophy and her girls

    Now the List:


    5. Bode Miller - He wears those skin tight ski suits, but underneath ay chihuahua!! HOT!!


    4. Salma Hayek - You know I love you atrophy, but have you seen Salma's girls? Smoohoookin!

    3. Jennifer Garner - If I could be any girl in the world it would be her. She has the best bod!

    2. Sean Hansen - (Note to #2 - I can be persuaded to change my answer! haha) You saw the chest and arms in that hunting pic. I'd put him at number one, except I haven't seen him in a Speedo, and I have seen #1 in one so...

    *Drum Roll*

    1. Brendan Hansen - You saw the abs and arms from ASCC last weekend. The back, the eyes, the smile, the legs.. Helloo!! No question!

    By Blogger Stephie Mc, at 3/12/2005 10:53 AM  

  • Hmmmm. Not sure I can pick a top 5 but I do agree that Brendan is up there as is LL Cool J.

    By Blogger No Good User Names Left, at 3/12/2005 11:29 AM  

  • ok..i agree that in a lot of ways this is impossible to do but ill try.

    5. Taye Diggs- did you see him in How stella got her groove back?!!?!..he was an image of perfection. his body is bangin'

    4.Charlize Theron-tall, fit, and so pretty. I wish i could be her.haha

    3.Tie Between Peirsol and Crocker-sorry i cant choose and i love them both so..

    2.Salma Hayek-yes a lot of people have chosen her but she is curvy, weighs more than 2 pounds, and she is representin' for us girls who are on the shorter side..haha

    1.Brendan-hellooo the man with the perfect everything has to be number one..arms, back, legs, abs, HANDS, chest, hair, eyes, smile...yea you get the point

    By Blogger jenny, at 3/12/2005 11:43 AM  

  • What an incredibly difficult task, I had my thinking cap on for a long time.

    5. Charlize Theron
    4. Ian Crocker
    3. Aaron Peirsol
    2. Brendan Hansen
    1. Randall Bal

    By Blogger Ms of Arc, at 3/12/2005 12:25 PM  

  • Heh, how did I know Randall was gonna be your #1 Terrie? :P

    Here's my guy list:
    1. Brendan Hansen
    2. Randall Bal
    3. Lenny Krayzelburg
    4. Aaron Peirsol
    5. Michael Phelps

    Can you tell I have a thing for swimmers?

    For the females, in no particular order: Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, and Jennifer Aniston. Can't think of two more right now.

    By Blogger Janine, at 3/12/2005 6:10 PM  

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    By Blogger Carla, at 3/12/2005 7:20 PM  

  • alright, here are my top 5's:

    Men:
    1. Aaron Peirsol- no explanation needed...
    2. Brendan Hansen- ditto ^
    3. Brad Pitt- i want my husband to look as good as he does at 40...heh heh
    4. Ryan Gosling- like sarah said, "have you seen The Notebook??"
    5. Orlando Bloom- did you guys see him in Troy?? lean, but oh so hot!

    Women:
    1. Jessica Alba- okay, i want her abs...
    2. Gwen Stefani- her height...
    3. Charlize Theron- her curves
    4. Eva Longeria- her curves too
    5. Jennifer Anniston- her "greek butt"...it's more than what i've got!

    finally! that took me forever to narrow it down to those ten! honorable mentioons would have to go to Mark Wahlberg and Lucy Lui...and oh yeah, i'd love to have Britney Spear's body in her 'Oops I did it Again' VMA performance or in the 'Slave 4 U' video...she had it going on back then lol

    By Blogger Carla, at 3/12/2005 7:31 PM  

  • Just for Lena since she insisted I post....

    5. Tom Brady (Stephie gave me permission :))
    4. Brad Pitt
    3. Ewan McGreggor
    2. Jennifer Garner
    1. Brendan (what did you think I would say?)

    By Blogger pixley, at 3/12/2005 8:20 PM  

  • ok ok..I am finally posting my list..although like I discussed with Sarah I so have to cheat too, and have a seperate guys list and girls list.

    Guys:

    #5 Brad Pitt-I still can't believe he's in his 40s..his body is amazing!
    #4 Ryan Gosling-All I have to say is him in that white button up, all wet in the rain with scruff in The Notebook...*humminah*
    #3 Brandon Flowers from The Killers...He's the only guy I know of that looks better than me in makeup and the color pink..I love him.
    #2 and #1 Ok I could NOT, would NOT ever be able to decide between Brendan and Ian Crocker...they are both completely tied in my world. I couldnt pick one over the other. But to me they are both the picture of perfection when it comes to hot bodies!

    Girls:

    #5 Angelina Jolie..I mean have you SEEN her? She's hot.

    #4 Jennifer Garner, she has a great toned body and seems to have a great personality to match.

    #3 Jennifer Aniston Love her to death, she's hot all over.

    #2 Sarah Jessica Parker - she has amazing abs, and she looks way younger than she actually is.

    #1 Eva Longoria - She's my totaly girl crush, she's sexy, she's funny, and she's from Texas!

    Honorable mentions do go to: Aaron Peirsol, Randall Ball, and Kaitlin Sandeno ( I just couldn't have all swimmers on my lists)

    By Blogger LongHornLove, at 3/12/2005 8:24 PM  

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    By Blogger afadingvoice, at 3/12/2005 10:37 PM  

  • Men:
    1. Brendan Hansen (obviously)
    2. Michael Phelps
    3. Aaron Peirsol
    4. Brad Pitt (usually not a Brad fan, but loved him in Troy)
    5. Tom Welling

    By Blogger Alexandra, at 3/12/2005 10:51 PM  

  • I meant to do this earlier. My bad!

    FELLAS:
    5. David Beckham mmkay, so he uses a bit too much "product" for me, but hot dayam. his legs!
    4. Brad Pitt how the hell does he still look so good? Proof it is possible to get better looking with age
    3. Taye Diggs oh.my.god. and he can sing! 'nuff said.
    2. Christian Bale he always transforms his body to the roles he's playing. he's tall and lean and me likey. a lot!
    1. Brendan Hansen could it be anyone else? he's crazy hot!

    GALS:
    5. Charlize Theron She has such an amazing long lean body.
    4. Scarlett Johansson She is representin' for the short girls and love that she has curves.
    3. Angelina Jolie she is my absolute girl crush. hummina! Her bod is bangin.
    2. Jennifer Garner totally enamored with her body. she's got those lean muscles and long limbs. plus she seems so down to earth.
    1. All my loverly BHO gals Y'all are smoohoookin!

    By Blogger afadingvoice, at 3/12/2005 11:44 PM  

  • 1. Brendan Hansen (duh)
    2. Michael Phelps
    3. Gisele Bundchen
    4. Brad Pitt
    5. Eva Longoria

    By Blogger _cesca_, at 3/13/2005 12:23 PM  

  • let's see...

    5. Ryan Gosling
    4. Jennifer Aniston
    3. Brad Pitt
    2. Charlize Theron
    1. Brendan Hansen... helloooo, that blue speedo...he's rockin it right there! =D

    By Blogger erin, at 3/13/2005 2:01 PM  

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    By Blogger erin, at 3/13/2005 2:01 PM  

  • 5. Adrianna Lema
    4. Brad Pitt
    3. Angelina Jolie
    2. Jake Gyllenhaal
    1. Brendan Hansen...and I quote from vh1 "When it comes to hot guys, you dont mess with Texas"

    By Blogger quirky brunette, at 3/13/2005 6:17 PM  

  • 5. Every guy that I like right now (Let me explain, I have a date with my friend Mike on Friday--and he's got the height thing going for him(6'4")-- but he's only 18 (I'm robbing the craddle a bit--it's only 10 months) and Tim was lifting his shirt scratching his stomach when I was talking to him, and, well, the boy has a nice definition going on there--but he's only 5'8")
    4. Ian Crocker (in those newer pics, man, I just wanted to... wait, we're trying to keep this PG)
    3. Eric Bana
    2. Brendan Hansen (very, very close second)
    1. Aaron Peirsol--he's my baby, I couldn't have gone with anyone else...

    Plus, I think this guy Paul I know knows him... now, how to go about it without sounding like that's what I'm talking about... I must be sneaky... This is sad because I'm going through another guy to get to Paul... but Paul is the reason I have to get up early and get to class at 8:30 in the morning two days a week... so maybe he deserves it...

    By Blogger Jaclyn, at 3/14/2005 12:09 AM  

  • Far too many to choose from so I'll just cheat and make my own perfect Frankenswimmer, he'd have:

    - Brendan's killer abs (my.oh.my!)
    - Phelps' f... I mean, hip flexor muscles and the stamina to go with them *wink-wink*
    - Krayzelburg's eyes, smile, pecs, shoulders...ok, so I happen to think his body is this close to perfection, sue me!
    - Thorpe's legs and massive arms
    - Popov's class
    - Aaron's cool cat attitude with a tad of Gary Hall's goofy side
    - Crocker's...well, I could've chosen the whole lot of him since he is just purrrrfect but I guess I'll settle for his heart, soul and The Mighty Scruff.

    *sight*

    By Blogger SpanishEyes22, at 3/14/2005 7:33 AM  

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    By Blogger SpanishEyes22, at 3/14/2005 7:34 AM  

  • We need a doctor for SpanishEyes, I'm afraid all the hotness did something to her brain.

    By Blogger Lena, at 3/14/2005 8:35 AM  

  • Wjkt di ya min, Lena???? ;)

    By Blogger SpanishEyes22, at 3/14/2005 10:45 AM  

  • top five most wanted (to be held against me) bodies...

    5. Kelly Slater ( loooove surfers. such random muscles. )
    4. Jack Johnson (with guitar...i love boys who only wear flips)
    3. Matthew McConaughy (wearing a cowboy hat)
    2. Peter Alexander (NBC News Correspondent, i love him)
    1. Brendan


    as for ladies...thats tough... carolyn murphy, the model, is gorgeous in a very natural way... sienna miller too.. oh and molly simms. im a big fan of natural.

    By Blogger suzanne, at 3/14/2005 2:10 PM  

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