On the Tenth Day...
Brendan gave to me...
10 hours of dryland (
)
9 laps of fly (I want a new Santa
)
8 laps of freestyle (I didn't mean it! I love Ramen and old catalogs!
)
7 packs of Ramen (That's so lame dude.
And it's chicken flavor - my least favorite)
6 old nike catalogs (
gah, you aren't even in it!)
5 Olympic Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!
4 huge burritos
3 relay teammates
2 purple speedos
and a burnt orange scrubby scrunchie
A letter to St. Nick
Happy Birthday Barb!
10 hours of dryland (
)9 laps of fly (I want a new Santa
)8 laps of freestyle (I didn't mean it! I love Ramen and old catalogs!
)7 packs of Ramen (That's so lame dude.
And it's chicken flavor - my least favorite)6 old nike catalogs (
gah, you aren't even in it!)5 Olympic Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!
4 huge burritos
3 relay teammates
2 purple speedos
and a burnt orange scrubby scrunchie
A letter to St. Nick
It's that time already. Wow! Christmas sure whizzes by when you're MAS's age. Let's get down to some yuletide biz. How about bringing these gifts for the following sports celebs:heh.
Kosuke Kitajima, Olympic swimming champ. A vat full of mustard and sauerkraut to slather on himself the next time he wins a gold medal and then celebrates like a hot dog.
Happy Birthday Barb!
posted by Michelle at
12/22/2005 05:41:00 AM
14 Comments:
ok got the days in the song a little mixed up...making the adjustment...here goes:
On the 10th day of Christmas Santa brought to me: 10 frogs a leapin
9 crispy chicken wings
8 lane Olympic pool (holding Bho meets...how cool would that be?)
7 studs a swimin
6 geese a flyin (away from hunters)
5 ring Olympic charm
4 days in NYC
3 Beijing tickets
2 prescription meds
and a true love so that he can go home.
By
Aunt K, at 12/22/2005 6:53 AM
man I thought fo sure the end of this song would go
and ooooone longhoooorn tattoo.
kathy i loved the crispy chicken wings...reminds me of the MAN WITH THE SHOE freakin my mother out. My stomach hurt from laughing so hard the next morning
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Brendan Hansen, at 12/22/2005 9:58 AM
On the 10th day of Christmas Bren gave to me...
10 fingers for pulling (swimming of course) ;)
9 American flags awaving
8 laps of teamwork (3:31.54)
7 swimmers beaten (whee!) :)
6 days a week of training
5 tattooed rings (psst..still haven's seen the longhorns)
4 laps of butt kicking (2:09.04)
3 shiney Olympic medals
2 froggy feet
and visions of a swimming hottie.
By
blairbecky, at 12/22/2005 10:29 AM
On the tenth day of Christmas, Team USA gave to me:
Ten shirts of fug
Nine backstrokers dancing
Eight pool lanes for racing
Seven deck changes
Six breaststrokers a-kicking
Five Olympic rings (tattoos!)
Four fab freestylers
Three Texas swimmers
Two world records
And a calendar and a DVD.
By
Andrea, at 12/22/2005 10:59 AM
Well, Bren, you could be the Santa this year and show us the tattoo then. :P
By
tinkerbell, at 12/22/2005 10:59 AM
He has to bring it up, doesn't he. The big tease. I agree, Tink, after such teasing he will just have to show it.
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Silawen, at 12/22/2005 11:05 AM
OOh you guys we are up to $935 in dontaions to the Leukemia Research Foundation !
Okay mustard and sauerkraut is hilarious! That writer is cracking me up.
Happy Birthday Barb!
On the 10th day of Christmas the Swim!Gods gave to me..
Ten Montreal Days
Nine NCAA titles (for Eddie Reese at UT)
Eight Starting blocks
Seven "No-Wave" Lane Ropes
Six beats of kicking
Five Tattooed Rings!
Four Olive Wreaths
Trio from Austin
Two hats from Worlds.
And A life-sized cut out of Thorpey!
Brendan.... you stole my 12th day.
I know, this entire post was just a string of random thoughts.
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lala, at 12/22/2005 11:51 AM
Andrea- I love the 10 fug shirts! Although Brendan doesn't wear fug, it seems fitting. :)
On the tenth day of Christmas, Brendan gave to me:
10 Austin postcards (well, you know, until I can go to Austin myself)
9 Super Bowl commercials (yeah, I know how freaking expensive they are, but anything's possible in this scenario, right?)
8 Golden Goggles
7 days in Beijing
6 UT sweatshirts
5 Olympic Rings!
4 ramen noodles
3 Sick swimmers
2 red Skittles
and a huge monster plate of chicken parm
By
Meredith, at 12/22/2005 12:18 PM
Happy Birthday, Barb!
On the tenth day of Christmas Brendan gave to me.....
10 scrubbies scrunching
9 beers-a-ponging
8 hours of sleeping
7 nights for chatting
6 Tahoes racing
5 red Skittles
4 Sick Medley swimmers
3 black labs
2 Jack and cokes
and a "Wow! You have a smo-hoo-kin' body!"
Also, I vote that Aunt K gets her 8th day wish fulfilled! BHO meets at Aunt K's house. Wheeeeee!!
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AimsRos, at 12/22/2005 12:34 PM
Hahahahah the man with the shoes! That is quite possibly the funniest thing ever.
And B-Han, you spoke too soon about the longorn...I have some catching up do do:
On the 10th day of Christmas Santa!Brendan gave to me:
-ten days in Montreal
-nine Pimpology classes (I really need some help here Bren, what happened to hooking me up? :-P)
-eight hotties racing
-seven days for chatting (the room IS always open people ;) )
-six Texas Teamates (at the Olympics)
-fiiiiive olympic riiiiiings (yeah i had to do it too. it's too perfect)
-four hours of practice (a day)
-three innocent victims
-two smashed world records
and the promise of the longhorn tattoo
By
Sarah, at 12/22/2005 3:10 PM
My excuse is i'm trying not to throw up the mcdonalds i ate 20 minutes before practice...bad idea. especially since i ate it in like 5 minutes because we had to hurry up to get there on time...lol.
By
Timtheswimmer, at 12/22/2005 4:10 PM
Gross...but I also feel your pain. I know exactly what that's like. Good excuse today...
:)
By
Meredith, at 12/22/2005 6:18 PM
Hey everyone!! goodness it seems like it's been FOREVER since I have been on here. I've been catching up on everyones songs. you all are SO flippin' creative. i LOVE IT.
I hope everyone did well on their finals and is gearing up for Christmas! I'm quite pumped for it myself! ;)
Oh, and Meredith, I replied to you a few post down about the Rosebowl!
-UT G
By
Gina, at 12/22/2005 7:27 PM
Just wanted to pop in and say thanks for the birthday wishes. I feel old; turned 20 today, but I definitely still act young, since I got a set of Harry Potter Legos. LOL
Also got the USA Swimming calendar, which is quite lovely.
So, thanks again!
By
Barb, at 12/22/2005 7:46 PM
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